Score: 10

"Nice."

submission: OCD+

date: June 20, 2009

Way to piss off the medal whores. Oh, and by the way, you can cheat on "Big O" by selecting the button with the TAB key and holding down ENTER. Yeah...you should probably fix that...

Score: 2

""FULL-TIME ADDICT""

submission: Stamper's Quest For Fags

date: May 8, 2009

You know what, I did not like this game. It was boring, it was repetitive and getting the medals was tedious...oh yeah, and the game has some big flaws! Seriously, the health-packs on the Nightmare difficulty level? Is that a glitch or are you just a sadistic weirdo?

"Why did you even play this game?" you then ask, "Why then, if it is indeed so terrible, did you devote over an hour of your valuable time to playing it?". Well I will tell you why. I played it because it had medals. Yes, it had medals that I didn't have and therefore NEEDED to get.

Well now I have all seven medals, and I am now able to explain to you why I did not like your game one bit:

First of all, as I mentioned previously, it is essentially a very boring game. The game essentially involves running aimlessly through the desert until you die, on the way picking up two types of item and avoiding two different enemies. Sounds fun right? Well get this, there are in fact FOUR different difficulty levels you can play this game in. They are all essentially the same save for an increase in enemy frequency and a decrease in health-pack frequency as the difficulty level rises.

Secondly, it was difficult. Normally this would not be a problem as a number of good games have been very difficult. However this game is not difficult in the sense that it is challenging, it is difficult in the sense that a good deal of it relies on luck (i.e. enemies can sometimes appear in a position which makes them impossible to dodge, health-packs and cigarettes often appear underground essentially making them unreachable).

Finally, this game was poorly made. It was not nice to look at, the background was simply one image looped over and over. I suppose the animation of Stamper looked decent, however all of the other graphics were mediocre at best. The controls served their purpose well enough. However in my opinion, they were far too restricted.

Summing up, this game was boring, sloppily executed. Really, it contained nothing whatsoever to make it the least bit enjoyable.

So yeah, yet another angst filled whinge from yet another lonely 15 year old. But you know what, I'm still entitled to my opinion.

Score: 7

"Well it was ok."

submission: A Little Room

date: February 15, 2009

The animation was well above average, but I don't know. I'm just a bit sick of flashes that whinge about the hard work that goes into making flashes. Still it was a pretty neat flash, the animation was smooth, it went along with the music pretty well and the Obama sketch was laugh. All in all, a pretty solid effort. Also, I may be wrong about this but the pillow in the room was an homage to the Kitty Krew wasn't it?

Score: 3

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

submission: Walmart Siblings

date: January 28, 2009

Well that certainly weirded me out. If that was your aim, congratulations.

Score: 5

"It took me awhile to catch on to what this was."

submission: DUCK SIM 2008

date: January 26, 2009

I'm not kidding, it looks like a serious game, you talk about it like it is and it even front paged.

Well, if nothing else, this game is a clever prank. Also, the music on the title screen is the death music from I Wanna Be The Guy isn't it?

Score: 6

"A nice little avant-garde drama."

submission: Tall 'n Short

date: January 14, 2009

So I take it Stamper, The-Swain and JohnnyUtah found out you were making this and decided to mess with you?

Score: 6

"I liked it."

submission: Lemn

date: December 12, 2008

The animation was cute, and the lack of colour works well with your style. The little message at the end was amusing but a replay button would have been nice. My only real criticism is that it was a bit short, also the ending might have worked better had there been more of a build up. Other than that, it was good. Keep doing what you do.

Score: 7

"Spiffy stuff"

submission: "trick or treat?"

date: November 6, 2008

I liked the wonky frame by frame animation and it was appropriately weird (Very Halloween-y). The music went along well with the thing as a whole and that's just about all that needs to be said.

Score: 7

"Nice little film."

submission: TakeTwo - Beginning

date: September 22, 2008

It was quite informative too. It was less mindless than many of the films on Newgrounds.com and more entertaining than reading a Wikipedia article. It was both fun and educational, so I suppose you could call it FUN-ducational! But seriously, nice job.

Score: 4

"Lovely soundtrack."

submission: TakeTwo - Apology

date: September 22, 2008

I liked the song (I didn't know the wiggles were know outside of Australia), but that was about the only redeeming feature. Low score from me because I don't fancy voting high just because it's part of a good series.