Way to piss off the medal whores. Oh, and by the way, you can cheat on "Big O" by selecting the button with the TAB key and holding down ENTER. Yeah...you should probably fix that...

You know what, I did not like this game. It was boring, it was repetitive and getting the medals was tedious...oh yeah, and the game has some big flaws! Seriously, the health-packs on the Nightmare difficulty level? Is that a glitch or are you just a sadistic weirdo?

"Why did you even play this game?" you then ask, "Why then, if it is indeed so terrible, did you devote over an hour of your valuable time to playing it?". Well I will tell you why. I played it because it had medals. Yes, it had medals that I didn't have and therefore NEEDED to get.

Well now I have all seven medals, and I am now able to explain to you why I did not like your game one bit:

First of all, as I mentioned previously, it is essentially a very boring game. The game essentially involves running aimlessly through the desert until you die, on the way picking up two types of item and avoiding two different enemies. Sounds fun right? Well get this, there are in fact FOUR different difficulty levels you can play this game in. They are all essentially the same save for an increase in enemy frequency and a decrease in health-pack frequency as the difficulty level rises.

Secondly, it was difficult. Normally this would not be a problem as a number of good games have been very difficult. However this game is not difficult in the sense that it is challenging, it is difficult in the sense that a good deal of it relies on luck (i.e. enemies can sometimes appear in a position which makes them impossible to dodge, health-packs and cigarettes often appear underground essentially making them unreachable).

Finally, this game was poorly made. It was not nice to look at, the background was simply one image looped over and over. I suppose the animation of Stamper looked decent, however all of the other graphics were mediocre at best. The controls served their purpose well enough. However in my opinion, they were far too restricted.

Summing up, this game was boring, sloppily executed. Really, it contained nothing whatsoever to make it the least bit enjoyable.

So yeah, yet another angst filled whinge from yet another lonely 15 year old. But you know what, I'm still entitled to my opinion.

The animation was well above average, but I don't know. I'm just a bit sick of flashes that whinge about the hard work that goes into making flashes. Still it was a pretty neat flash, the animation was smooth, it went along with the music pretty well and the Obama sketch was laugh. All in all, a pretty solid effort. Also, I may be wrong about this but the pillow in the room was an homage to the Kitty Krew wasn't it?